I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking

2026 · Frog & Dove Games

Adventure · Indie · Point-and-click · Puzzle · Single player

PC (Windows)

Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.

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